A short, narrative, dystopian office survival game. Ship code to eat. Optimise your nootropics stack. Stay sane. Cope with HR's passive-aggressive pings. Climb the career ladder. Retire early (if you can).
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Got Up97.5%
You managed to get out of bed…
Onboarding Complete85.0%
Real despair starts now…
Skip Button62.5%
Time goes by faster when you dissociate…
Chief Agreement Officer37.5%
Complete(?) the CEO's side-quest.
Decommissioned37.5%
Reach the hidden room.
2D > 3D40.0%
Buy a professional support unit.
HER12.5%
Reach the end of AI-ko's arc.
Hide the Pain7.5%
Finish the front end dev's arc.
100x Programmer22.5%
Write code at maximum caffeine level.
Corposhark17.5%
Reach the top of the career ladder.
Code Induced Psychosis50.0%
Commit some psychotic code.
Dialectical Materialist7.5%
Help all worker souls ascend.
Millionaire Pauper10.0%
You're rich! Oh wait, there's inflation…
FIRE7.5%
Buy the freedom key before official retirement. Trust me, it's not worth it.
Nootropics Overdose27.5%
Side effects may include catastrophic heart failure.