Turn a scripted steel-cage wrestling match into a real fight in this 250,000-word interactive novel, the greatest text-based pro-wrestling RPG in the world!
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Boston Crabby43.5%
Ensure a flunky knows his role.
Parts Unknown62.9%
Win an amateur match via forfeit.
Dirty Deeds27.4%
Win an amateur match via disqualification.
No Holds Barred48.8%
Win an amateur match by exploiting an injury.
Best for Business6.5%
Make a buck off a mark.
Texas Death Match57.4%
Reminisce about the most dangerous match, ever.
Hell in a Chapel52.0%
Reminisce about the most sacrilegious match, ever.
Sell Like It's 200527.5%
Make 'em look strong. Ridiculously strong.
Ring General42.1%
Win by making sure you lose, with style.
Potato Shooter10.5%
Take the old veteran down. Or try to.
The Cleaner18.4%
Use a mop on an opponent.
Legend Killer20.6%
End the career of a legend.
Botch Watch4.0%
Contradict yourself in an interview.
Samoan Drop54.2%
Get one of your trainers to forgive you.
Super Junior28.4%
Earn Super Horns' respect early.
The Chosen One25.5%
Gain immunity in Near Fall Academy.
Shelton Holmes18.3%
Uncover the truth behind the Near Fall Academy eliminations.
Tough Love29.9%
Force a contestant to quit, for their own good.
Falling Star6.6%
Disgrace a contestant at Near Fall Academy.
Lie, Cheat, Steal27.2%
Win the final Academy challenge using your wits.
Show Stealer67.0%
Hog the mic.
Tron Assassin11.6%
Use a video montage to mentally massacre.
Crooked Edge22.4%
Fall off the wagon.
That Person Has a Family29.3%
Seek solace with your family.
Skull Basher35.5%
Good wrestlers don't quit—they just wear masks.
Super Kick Party9.7%
Gain the Super Kick, and keep it.
Hidden Attitude25.7%
During an unmasking, use that famous line…
Gravity Forgot36.7%
Master the high-flying style.
Ruler of Strong Style27.6%
Master a hard striking style.
Dead Lift26.1%
Master a style involving power moves.
1,005 Holds27.8%
Master a submission-focused style.
Loser Leaves Town7.3%
Get a second chance, then fail a second time.
Break the Wall Down14.1%
Spear an opponent through a cage.
What a Maneuver35.8%
Hit a high flying move from the top of a cage.
Heel Turn18.6%
Go from hero, to villain, in the eyes of the fans.
Generation Me57.6%
Use social media to interact with fans.
Reality Era13.9%
Air dirty laundry in public.
Kill a Wish9.5%
Be very, very mean to a child.
2x2 Horsemen53.1%
Get into a two on two fight in the scaffolds match.
Handicap Match29.3%
Get into a two on one fight in the scaffolds match.
Code of Honor16.5%
Turn a two on one fight into a one on one duel.
Superior Junior38.7%
Get the best of Super Horns.
Eyes on the Prize24.1%
Don't make a deal with the devil.
Pride of the Valkyrie9.6%
Get the worst misogynist in the federation to accept your challenge.
Bah Gawd20.1%
Take a career-ending fall.
PlayerWinsLOL53.1%
Become the most popular wrestler in the federation.
Ex-cuuuuse Me16.4%
Become the most despised wrestler in the federation.
World's Strongest26.2%
Become a true powerhouse.
Excellence of Execution44.5%
Become a true mat technician.
Pipe Bomber29.3%
Become a true master of promos.
Mandatory Rematch1.5%
Get a second chance at love.
Poetic Justice34.5%
Defeat your rival with the most appropriate finisher.
Fight like a Girl2.7%
Show the misogynist just how hard a woman can hit.
Not Michaels8.9%
Lose to your rival on the grandest stage.
Not Marty47.0%
Beat your rival on the grandest stage.
Heartbroken Kid1.7%
Have your heart broken on the grandest stage.
Our Time Is…Not Yet18.6%
Come for the King, and miss.
Ultimate Opportunist8.5%
Expose a chink in the champion's armor, and exploit it.
Best in the World5.2%
The best match, against the best opponent, on the grandest stage.
Blue Pants1.5%
A crowd and a story aren't enough to beat misogyny.
Queen of Wrestling9.1%
Become the first female GWA World Champion.
Match of the Year55.6%
Receive Match of the Year honors in the Masters of Wrestling Annual World Rankings.
Triple Threat7.5%
End the game with an unresolved love triangle.
The Animal1.5%
Unleash your rage on your rival.
The Beast1.2%
Cross the line, and destroy the best.
Lonely Warrior5.3%
End the game still looking for closure.
The Streak44.0%
End the game in the cusp of a long-term commitment.
Power Couple15.4%
End the game as half of the most influential couple in wrestling.
Time Splitter1.9%
End the game by returning to how things used to be.
Kiss It Out8.1%
Prove that hate and love are two sides of the same coin.