SHAKESPEARE? More like THIRSTspeare, amirite?

Wrote Act 1 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.

Wrote Act 2 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.

Wrote Act 3 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.

Wrote Act 4 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.

Wrote Act 5 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.

Went on a date with Thaisa.

Went on a date with Saturninus.

Went on a date with Valentine.

Went on a date with Enobarbus.

Went on a date with Ophelia.

Went on a date with Tamora.

Went on a date with Varrius.

Went on a date with Abhorson.

Learned the name of your town.

Pronounce to the world that you have it bad for Centaurs.

Valentine became King of the Bandits for real this time.

Complete the game with over 1000 choice menu clicks.

Completed the game in under 71 choice menu clicks.

Completed the game with a majority of Straight choices.

Completed the game with a majority of Funny choices.

Completed the game with a majority of Passion choices.

Completed the game with an equal number of Passion, Funny, and Straight choices.

Saw a different side of Octavia on your date.

Saw a different side of Valentine on your date.

Unlocked an outfit.

Dated nobody.

Went on a date with Octavia.

Went on a date with Quintus.