Negative Nancy is a choose your “no” adventure for people who have had enough. An interactive sitcom where you can only say “no” (or nothing at all). Your choices control the story.
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Memorial portrait21.8%
Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer.
Amnesia badge82.2%
Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love?
Ankle bracelet35.7%
Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart.
Ball and chain21.0%
Worth it...?
Bestie's ribbon19.0%
Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression.
Filthy bucket17.3%
Emptied one a month, washed once a year.
Cheesy Laptop29.8%
Excess cheddar voids the warranty.
Creator bracelets31.1%
He can take many forms... including the wrong one.
Mind opening crystal31.7%
Opens minds, wallets and skulls.
Diana21.5%
She eats better than you, probably.
Employee of the Decade48.5%
Does not come with an increase in pay.
Fake degree27.9%
Nobody checks these things... right?
Fake moustache24.5%
Would someone with a moustache lie to you?
Important book61.6%
If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent.
Influencer's Necklace16.7%
Solid gold, just like his content.
Influencer's phone26.9%
It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence.
Kitchen Knife18.8%
Extremely well used... just not for cooking.
A million bucks22.8%
Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money.
Megaphone23.4%
Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility!
Muzzle9.2%
Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably.
Reminder20.1%
Disagreehab isn't usually this effective...
Nuclear football19.8%
Who needs policies anyway?
Podcast microphone22.8%
So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you!
Porcelein possum24.5%
You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much!
Possum23.3%
Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth...
Potted cactus28.9%
But where was she going without ever knowing the way?
Rose15.2%
The heart wants what it wants.
Photocopier34.3%
"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?"
TennisRacket52.3%
Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face.
Torch14.1%
The batteries always last until they're needed.
Trucker Hat11.2%
Ayup. That's a hat.
Waifu-Chan Poster11.7%
Designed to appeal to those who don't.
X-rays37.5%
The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged.