Dank Tunes, Dank Memes and everything in-between. Play a stupid game, win stupid rewards. Fill the void in your life with some simple numerical validation for the glorious cause of the Infinite Grind.
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Dynamic Entry6.2%
Channel an Airbourne Heavy Attack for over 10 seconds
Embrace The Infinite Grind0.0%
Begin 8,888,888 simulations
The 1%0.0%
Earn 1 million LP Lifetime
Gotta Go Fast0.0%
Hit a top speed of 1,000,000 m/s
Git Good Noob0.0%
Get 1st place on any leaderboard
The Power Of Friendship0.0%
Recruit 1 friend to start playing
What A Lucky Guy0.0%
Listened to 13 secret rare tracks
Patreon0.0%
Purchased 1 secret rare track
Whale0.0%
Spend 1 million LP lifetime
Technically Not A Slave0.0%
Finished the tutorial
Arbitrary Value0.0%
followed me on Twitter Spotify and Youtube
Curiosity Killed the Cat0.0%
viewed all of the preseason cutscenes
Big 130.0%
On the 13th of any month finish a level with a 13 in the minute or seconds digits with exactly 13 total monster kills and 13 statues destroyed.