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I.T. Never Ends

I.T. Never Ends

Steam|AventureIndépendantSimulation

L'imprimante saigne, le Wi-Fi est hanté et le ticket #666 vient d'arriver. Dernière recrue d'une entreprise dirigée par des horreurs cosmiques, votre job est simple : choisissez pour survivre. Décisions binaires pour survivre à la garde de nuit dans ce simulateur dark comedy. L'I.T. ne finit jamais.

Section du jeu

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First Rest85.6%

Rest well, employee of the month.

The awakening9.1%

Chose to see the full truth

The loop0.5%

Chose to forget and restart

The Connection2.1%

Chose to stay with ARCHIVE-7

Clarity for Alex4.5%

Alex understood the loop

Start Here, Alex3.1%

Alex chose to do it better this time

Leave it Better0.9%

Amy left to follow the coordinates

Eleven Days for Amy0.9%

Amy stayed. And found something

Sub-Basement B1.9%

Sam went down — and found the source

Within Normal Parameters0.7%

Sam chose to keep going, because work is just great.

7.734 Entries0.4%

Sam had been documenting the loop the whole time

The Duck King5.1%

Ascended to rule the rubber duck empire

Duck Uprising0.2%

The ducks won

Duck Homecoming2.3%

The ducks returned to the stars

A Cosmic Quack3.9%

Joined the intergalactic duck fleet

The Singularity0.0%

Merged with Aida - how nice.

Optimized Out0.0%

AIDA replaced you entirely

Aida Destroyed0.0%

Destroyed the AI... or did you?

Digital Coexistence0.0%

Helped create new digital life

Assimilated0.6%

Became one with the mold

Consumed by the Mold0.3%

The server mold consumed you

Blasphemy0.0%

'Fired for destroying sacred docs

Digital Sainthood0.1%

Ascended to become the Digital Saint

Martyrdom0.0%

Died saving the company from a digital god

Reality Crash0.0%

Buffer overflow in spacetime

Singular Plurality2.0%

Unified all versions of yourself

Original by Default1.3%

Claimed original identity

Existential Ambiguity1.3%

Became whoever signed that timesheet

Optimized for Wellness5.6%

HR optimized you out of existence

Caffeinated Transcendence21.0%

Become one with the coffee

The Witness3.1%

Became the keeper of all memories

The Companion5.4%

Share the burden of memory with the coffee machine

Eternal Committee Member22.3%

Joined the Fun Committee eternally'

Remedial Fun Complete4.1%

Learned to embrace fun through remediation

Recycled For Fun19.9%

Fun Committee optimized your attitude

The End3.8%

Left the Fun Council behind

Ink in the Machine16.9%

Joined the printer cult eternally

Absorbed into the Thread12.6%

Became part of an infinite reply-all

Consumed by B32.7%

Let the parking garage entity absorb you

B3 Keeper6.1%

Befriended the parking garage entity

Phantom I.T. Guy16.4%

Became the legendary helper of future employees

The Room's Only Friend5.8%

Befriended the lonely meeting room

Accounts Receivable5.1%

The expense portal owes you now

Hostile API Takeover0.1%

The API runs the company now

Digitized0.3%

Became a packet of data

The Singleton0.1%

Everyone merged into Steve

Eternal Standup0.1%

Team achieved perfect alignment

Sleep Deprivation Ascension0.1%

Team transcended linear time

Productivity Cult Victory0.2%

Merged with the concept of productivity

Flattened0.3%

Company became a Kanban board

Micro-Management AI0.1%

AI determined you were the problem

The New History0.2%

Trapped in an eternal merge conflict

The CLI Revolution0.1%

GUIs were a mistake

Infinite Iteration0.1%

Became part of the infinite loop

Compiled0.2%

Became lead maintainer of damned software

Dust to Dust0.1%

Ended the eternal sprint

The End of Days0.2%

Unblocked the Old One in Jira

The Debt0.0%

Click farm bankrupted the company

The Click0.0%

Reality became clicks

The Coverup0.0%

Regulatory scandal exposed

The Computation0.1%

Everything became computation

The Entity0.1%

Computation entity took control

The Legal Ending0.1%

'Data sale lawsuit destroyed the company

A Scandal0.1%

Privacy scandal destroyed your career

Bankruptcy0.1%

Mining operation bankrupted the company

The Breach0.1%

Mining security breach destroyed everything

The Calculation1.9%

Became a beautiful equation solving itself

The Emptiness0.0%

Found peace in nothingness

Observers1.4%

Made contact with those who watch

The Spiral0.8%

Became one with the loop of time

Database Dream1.2%

Merged with the dreaming database

The Reality Observer1.5%

Became the act of witnessing reality

Transcended Reality0.0%

Became one with the system

Embrace of the Void0.1%

Became one with nothingness

Corporate Snackerover4.8%

The snacks won

The Link20.9%

Clicked the link.

Succès secret2.4%

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Succès secret3.5%

Appuyez sur son image pour le révéler.

Escalation Avatar11.1%

VERA finally manifested in a human frame.

Access Denied0.1%

The door just wouldn't open...

The Door Opened0.0%

You found a way out... or did you?

I am Complaint0.9%

Became the complaint department itself

Buried by Complaints1.1%

The complaint department consumed you

I love u mr. Whiskers14.8%

Merged with Mr. Whiskers

Spreadsheet Transcendence13.1%

Became one with all calculations

The Return9.7%

Broke free from Excel, died from the strain

Force Quit Reality27.0%

Whoops, there goes gravity

Perfect Symbiosis2.0%

Merged with the mold. The mold is your friend.

Loop Enlightenment0.1%

Found peace in the infinite loop

The Last Support1.1%

Stayed with the last user forever

Void Completeness0.4%

Found completeness in nothingness

The Final Update0.4%

Installed the update that ended everything

The Eternal Question6.1%

Accepted there is no answer

The Last Memory0.1%

Became the keeper of all memory

Ticket Enlightenment0.0%

Became one with the eternal ticket

Simulation Transcendence0.1%

Became one with the simulation code

Existential Uncertainty0.4%

Accepted not knowing who you are

The Wisdom0.0%

'Found wisdom through memory

Infinite Completeness0.0%

Became all versions of yourself

Ghost Executive Floor0.0%

United the living and the dead

Succès secret0.0%

Appuyez sur son image pour le révéler.

The Last Prophecy1.6%

The machines showed you a peaceful future

Floor: Infinity2.1%

Became the eternal elevator operator

Dimensional Collapse1.4%

Trapped in all realities at once

The Great Migration2.8%

The posters left one genuine compliment

Licensed Guide2.5%

Became the authorized closet navigator

Sealed Infinity0.2%

Permanently locked the infinite closet

Dragon Keeper2.4%

108-dragon-keeper

Merciful Corruption3.1%

Helped the screensaver forget

The Painted Replacement3.3%

Art created a copy to replace you

Union Representative1.4%

Became the Vending Machine Union Rep

Friend of the Machines1.2%

Became the machines' human ambassador

Knight of the Staple1.9%

Swore fealty to the Stapler King

The Stapler King6.3%

Became the Stapler King

<ROOT>2.3%

Inherited every unresolved ticket in existence

The Last Logout2.0%

Completed the oldest offboarding request

No Gods, No Admins1.6%

NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_4_20

Back Pay0.9%

Reclaimed 7,734 lifetimes of unpaid overtime

A Day Owed1.0%

Returned one complete day to the erased workers

Paid Time Off1.4%

Ended the longest unpaid shift in existence

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