Holy Grain

Steam|AventureIndépendantRPGStratégie

Holy Grain is a celebration of absurdity and over-the-top comedic brutality. It’s a full-on attack against political correctness and wholesome family values. In this roguelike, you’ll team up with two characters: the Counselor and the Entity, to save the world from its impending doom.

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Your throne5.3%

Gain access to the throne and lead your trained soldiers through the world.

Clan war3.5%

Seize leadership of the outlaw clans and unite them to conquer new territories.

Enzlaved Govlinz0.5%

Onli the govlinz will allou you to dizkover the zekretz behind elfik magik.

Magic mastery0.5%

With the elfic magic in your hands, and its marcial power beneath you, there's only one thing left to do: save the world.

Succès secret0.0%

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No Means No29.3%

This relentless old man just won’t shut up about his grand uprising. You’re just trying to grow some damn carrots in peace.

VIP Access1.7%

Even though you and the castle lord hate each other, you’re still the life of the party—and that’s your ticket through the gates.

Say Hello38.9%

Good manners cost nothing.

Child Buyer2.9%

The younger they are, the easier they are to train. It's just good business.

Santiago’s White Horse17.3%

What color is Santiago’s white horse?

Lone Cake2.9%

Never trust a lone cake. It might come with... explosive flavours.

Jamón Royale15.5%

There's nothing better than a top-tier ibérico ham. Everything else is just noise.

Fuck Tollroads17.9%

Tolls are only paid with one currency: a good ol' fashioned assault with weapons of mass destruction.

Grilled Pup0.5%

Pork and beef are fine, but you’re here for the exotic cuts of the highest quality.

Criminal Sympathizer11.3%

Raiding villages is hard work. Someone’s gotta keep the criminals morale high.

Legend Slayer2.3%

Once, they were heroes, unbeatable warriors, and fearless leaders. Now? Just ghosts of the past that you’ve proven weak.

Clean Plate0.5%

Food is sacred, even if it looks disgusting. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Succès secret13.7%

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The Book Fair0.0%

Missionary librarians work hard to preserve knowledge, and they deserve a day of celebration.

Drunk Uncle0.5%

Every family has an Uncle Paco. Not every family manages to make him quit drinking. Military general by profession, therapist by accident.

Infernal Castle0.0%

Oblatio rite facta est. Potestas ignis renascent et cum studio clamat.

Gluttony0.0%

There’s never enough food. Every free moment is a great time to stuff your face with a turkey.

Hit the Road, Jack10.7%

And don’t you come back. No more, no more, no more, NO MORE.

Jack the Kille0.5%

Jack seemed such a chill guy... until he stabbed you in the face.

Merry Christmas!4.1%

Santa Claus found his way back to the North Pole, saving Christmas once and for all.

Death to Christmas0.0%

Christmas is for fools who can't handle real life. Santa? Just a decrepit old man clinging to relevance. Time to make way for a new king of winter.

Sibling Rivalry0.0%

The battle for the throne has begun. A vagabond versus a cripple—who will win?

Animal Rights0.0%

Against all odds, you convinced an animal abuser to stop hitting his dog (by making him beat his soldiers instead).

Animal Shelter0.0%

No one loves animals like you do. Humans can rot, but a pup is sacred.

The Legend of Fatfoot0.0%

It’s always good to have a spirit in your debt.

Coward4.1%

All that fighting, just to back out at the last moment.

Succès secret0.0%

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Goblin Baptistery5.3%

Who wouldn’t love a first-century Goblin Baptistery?

Vandal1.1%

Houses exist to be destroyed—taunting you with their well-maintained doors.

Real Estate Investor0.0%

True happiness comes from hoarding enough properties to drive an entire neighborhood into poverty.

Succès secret5.3%

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Succès secret0.5%

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Succès secret0.0%

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Rock to the Head5.3%

That’s what you get for insulting people.

Democratically Elected Mayor1.7%

The life of a hero is exhausting, it’s better to be mayor.

Demon Employee0.0%

Who would’ve thought being an employee of Lil Zatan would be so beneficial?

Troublemaker Student0.0%

You’re a troublemaker in class, and that’s why you got a warning.

Darkhan's Love0.0%

Point to where the evil elf touched you on this doll.

DEMENTIA!0.0%

WHAAAAAAAAT???

Nursing Home0.0%

Grandma Carmen finally returns to the place where she belongs.

Succès secret0.0%

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The Crown of Bullheadz0.0%

Everyone knows 2+2 equals 22.

Succès secret0.0%

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Elves are Homophobic0.0%

It was clear they weren’t gonna be saints, they had to explode somewhere.

Succès secret0.0%

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The Priest0.0%

The Goddess's cult feels very promising.

Poor Piece of Crap0.0%

You’re so broke, a thief gave you money?

Squidward of the Forest0.5%

A forest fairy that speaks Spanish? Now that’s a fantasy.

Goblin Brotherz0.0%

Wherever dere be Bootz, Zokz muzt be too!

Goblin Self-Love0.0%

Daz right, Zokz! Ya worth way more zan dat elfy b*tch!

Child Sale0.0%

That kidnapped brat had to be useful for something.

Political Party3.5%

The corruption (of others) is over; it's time to build a true political project (for personal enrichment).

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