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h8machine

h8machine

Steam|Indépendant

BIG INTERNET FIGHT 🤬 deckbuilder 🃏 💩posting simulator💩 biggest cardgame innovation since the invention of sleeves 🤯 lore makes you go 🤪 then gameplay makes you go 👨‍🎓🧠👨‍🔬

Section du jeu

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Great taste in vidya, king.89.9%

You opened h8machine.

how do i play card????73.1%

You finished the tutorial.

Succès secret19.2%

Appuyez sur son image pour le révéler.

He's watching.23.3%

You won against the Janny.

This just proves me right though...21.7%

You won against the Winner.

Professional Offender16.3%

You won against the Victimancer.

No theatrics19.7%

You won against NoDrama.

WORDSWORDSWORDS57.4%

You won without pics in your deck.

Artist10.9%

You won with 6+ pics in your image folder.

Touching Grass38.6%

Win a fight with full brain.

Touching Cloth28.1%

Win a fight with almost no brain.

(This achievement does not constitute financial advice)7.4%

Win a fight with 100$ or more.

Enjoy the silence27.9%

Win with no posts in play.

SHUT IT15.9%

Win with 10+ posts in play.

clown badge1.2%

Beat the CLOWN FIESTA mode.

the absolute madman!!!1.0%

Beat the MAD LAD mode.

Rigged!1.8%

Beat the SHUFFLER IS FINE mode.

Didn't see it coming.1.4%

Beat the BLIND REVIEW mode.

LAUGH OUT LOUD8.3%

Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤣 deck.

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand h8machine.5.0%

Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤔 deck.

RAGING WITH A FORCE OF 1000 SUNS6.5%

Beat the final boss with a mostly 😡 deck.

This is so sad, can we get 100 likes?5.0%

Beat the final boss with a mostly 😭 deck.

L is for the way you lick your mic...8.9%

Beat the final boss with a mostly 😍 deck.

Average Checklist Fan1.1%

Beat the game with 20 different reward personalities.

Average Achievement Enjoyer0.5%

Beat the game with 40 different reward personalities.

Average Trap Enthusiast3.8%

Beat Challenge LVL 1 (without easy mode).

Average Bot Lover2.4%

Beat Challenge LVL 2 (without easy mode).

Average F2P BTW 1.4%

Beat Challenge LVL 3 (without easy mode).