One wet sock. A wildly unreasonable response. Fill puddles, lakes and entire oceans with sand, garden gnomes and increasingly ridiculous machinery in this simple, funny incremental game.
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Management material97.2%
Hire your first assistant.
A proper lunch break92.3%
Hire three assistants at one site.
Who hired Colin?89.7%
Hire five assistants at one site.
Some assembly required95.9%
Own three different kinds of filling equipment at one site.
A shed with ambition83.4%
Own a handcart, a clockwork scoop and a sand auger together at one site.
Mind the flower beds72.2%
Own three garbage trucks at one site.
Landlord97.3%
Build a patch of dry land that stays above water after the sand settles.
Still working?60.6%
Let equipment work for 30 minutes without a manual throw at one site.
You could have stepped over it94.1%
Finish The puddle.
The ducks have left84.1%
Finish The pond.
Lake? What lake?70.6%
Finish The lake.
Reservoir dogs walked here59.6%
Finish The reservoir.
Port of no return49.0%
Finish The harbour.
That used to be on maps40.9%
Finish The Arctic Ocean, your first ocean.
The long way round34.6%
Finish The Southern Ocean.
No sea view29.0%
Finish The Indian Ocean.
You can walk to New York26.0%
Finish The Atlantic Ocean.
Buy a new sock24.1%
Finish The Pacific Ocean.
PC load ocean62.7%
From the lake onward: buy three load upgrades and three speed upgrades for a broken printer launcher at one site.
Everything but the sink71.8%
From the lake onward: own equipment for four different materials together.
Spin cycle59.8%
From the reservoir onward: own three appliance collection vans together.
We need a bigger kettle58.8%
From the reservoir onward: hire 25 assistants at one site.
Parking suspended48.4%
From the harbour onward: own three scrapyard cranes together.
A proper staff meeting47.4%
From the harbour onward: hire Mavis, Gus and Doris together at one site.
Cold feet, dry feet40.9%
Fill half the Arctic Ocean.
Oil inclusive41.4%
From the Arctic Ocean onward: own three oil barrel airlifts together at one site.
The final summit34.6%
From the Southern Ocean onward: own three Climate summit private jets together at one site.
A very mixed delivery35.5%
From the Southern Ocean onward: own equipment for seven different materials together.
Appeal rejected29.3%
From the Indian Ocean onward: buy three load upgrades and three speed upgrades for a parking-ticket railgun at one site.
The original garden party28.4%
From the Indian Ocean onward: own 50 garden gnome catapults together at one site.
Rock collection25.4%
From the Atlantic onward: own three asteroid towing services together.
Almost a short cut26.2%
Fill three quarters of the Atlantic.
Is this your planet?23.0%
Open a planetary lost-property portal at the Pacific.
The last stretch24.2%
Fill 90% of the Pacific.
Wrong kind of snow76.9%
Buy three load upgrades and three speed upgrades for a gravel snowblower at one site.