2036. President Tump Jr, America’s first tree president, declares $TUMP the national currency. Money is worthless. It is now the pitchfork economy. Eat the rich or rob the poor. Become the 1% of the 99%.
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Class Traitor No More33.9%
Eat your first rich.
Redistribution Underway25.3%
Eat 500 rich in a single shift.
Off With His Head30.9%
Slay your first billionaire boss.
Strength in Numbers17.1%
March with a mob of 50.
The Whole Town Turned Out15.5%
March with a mob of 100.
Carpal Tunnel for the Cause15.3%
Hurl 1,000 pitchforks by hand in one shift.
Clocked the Shift29.2%
Reach 3:00 in a Breadline run.
Vanguard28.6%
Reach rank S.
The People's Champion26.3%
Reach rank SSS.
Armoury Stocked16.4%
Own five pitchfork skins.
Seasonal Collector15.0%
Own a seasonal grail pitchfork.
Reforged15.0%
Own a mythic pitchfork.
Expropriator16.1%
Bank 25,000 gold.
Acquired: Tinfoil Strike Hat17.8%
Collect the Tinfoil Strike Hat.
Acquired: Mob Torch17.5%
Collect the Mob Torch.
Acquired: Cardboard Ultimatum16.6%
Collect the Cardboard Ultimatum.
Acquired: Revolutionary Beret16.1%
Collect the Revolutionary Beret.
Acquired: Bankruptcy Barrel16.1%
Collect the Bankruptcy Barrel.
Acquired: General-Strike Hi-Vis16.2%
Collect the General-Strike Hi-Vis.
Museum of Expropriation15.2%
Complete the entire collectible collection.
Class Enemy Index15.0%
Record every enemy in the mob dex.
Every Prong Has Its Day15.2%
Own every non-starter pitchfork skin.
Full Employment15.0%
Unlock all 19 workers.
Born to Die15.0%
Unlock JARED.
Care Too Much15.0%
Unlock ALYSSA.
I Cannot Help With That15.0%
Win a raid as CLAUDE.
Just Like the Movies15.7%
Slay a boss as VLADIMIR.
Say It Right15.0%
Complete a shift as WEI.
Man of the House15.0%
Complete a shift as TREVON.
Well, Actually15.0%
March 50 deep as CHARLIE.
She Could Do It15.0%
Slay a boss as ERIKA.
Expense It15.0%
Bank 5,000 gold in one shift as HUNTER.
Actually Random15.0%
Hit the Lucky Roll.
Rate Up15.0%
Complete a shift while blessed.
The Movement Pays15.0%
Earn a better fork from a full Breadline hour.
Hot Ticket15.0%
Hold a mythic armoury item.
Seniority (Unpaid)15.5%
Raise any worker to level 5.
Tenure (Denied)15.2%
Raise any worker to level 15.
Degenerate Gambler15.2%
Complete a shift carrying three high-variance tickets.
Quiet Quitter15.5%
Complete a shift with zero manual throws.
Union of One15.0%
Hurl 2,500 pitchforks by hand in one shift.
Per My Last Memo15.9%
Slay a boss with THE MEMO equipped.
Solidarity Arsenal16.9%
Finish a shift wielding two other workers' signatures.