Fill your quota or die. Mine increasingly absurd amounts of coal using some dubious, but effective, mining techniques. Or relax and mine at your own pace in peaceful mode.
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First Day of School!99.3%
Start your first day.
Humble Beginnings98.3%
Complete your first day in any mode.
Dang, too slow.53.8%
Fail to meet the quota when you already have enough coal in your inventory.
A Good Fifth Day91.1%
Complete your fifth day in Standard Mode.
Ore You Serious?86.8%
Lose your first game.
One down...98.5%
Deposit coal for the first time.
Well Seasoned Rookie78.7%
Make it to day 15 with any profession
What have I done...57.7%
Reach the true ending.
Baby's First Million72.4%
Earn 1 million g in one day.
Rolling in it.58.9%
Earn 1 billion g in one day.
2% of the S&P 50042.8%
Earn 1 trillion g in one day.
Black Gold68.3%
Deposit 1 million coal in one day.
Coallionaire54.8%
Deposit 1 billion coal in one day.
More Money Than God30.3%
Earn 1 quadrillion g in one day.
Fuel for the end of the world.38.8%
Deposit 1 trillion coal in one day.
What's left?22.4%
Deposit 1 quadrillion coal in one day.
That's one big caravan...60.7%
Hire 1,000 employees.
Coal PLC42.1%
Hire 1,000,000 employees.
The entire world, united for one cause.27.5%
Hire 7 billion employees.
I'm only starting!86.0%
Reach level 5.
Novice Miner72.3%
Reach level 10.
Coal Enthusiast56.5%
Reach level 15.
Miner at Heart38.3%
Reach level 20.
Are you proud of me yet?19.7%
Reach level 25.
Can I pet your dog?79.2%
Complete Tabatha's first quest.
One heck of a vacuum cleaner.54.6%
Complete all of Tabatha's quests.
Man's Best Friend76.1%
Complete Dennis' quest.
No more bouncing around.40.0%
Complete Fiona's quest.
Hilltop VIP45.1%
Complete Pippa's quest.
Jack of all quests!36.2%
Complete all quests in one run.
Quick Draw Certified70.1%
Unlock the Gunslinger profession
Don't drink that!86.2%
Unlock the Shaman profession
Abracadabra!62.4%
Unlock the Wizard profession
RAAAAAARRRGHHH72.5%
Unlock the Barbarian profession
If you want something done right...57.9%
Unlock the Lone Ranger profession
Here comes the BOOM!46.7%
Unlock the Demolitionist profession
Master of all one element.38.4%
Unlock the Waterbender profession
Talk to me, Goose.49.9%
Unlock the Maverick profession
Dual-wield shields!24.0%
Unlock the Lumberjack profession
If it ain't broke, break it.30.6%
Unlock the Destructor profession
Little Donkey...22.7%
Unlock the Mule profession
Swiss Army Man19.9%
Unlock the Generalist profession
Why's everything sideways?78.2%
Unlock the Funnel map
Turn your world upside down.47.3%
Unlock the Sky Mine map
Easy Access.34.0%
Unlock the Shallow Mine map
Tight Squeeze26.5%
Unlock the Tight Funnel map
Mind the gap.19.3%
Unlock the Sparse map
Like little rocks raining from the sky.11.2%
Unlock the Sparse Sky Mine map
Do I get a promotion?59.4%
Survive day 15 with the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Elemental specialist.56.7%
Survive day 15 with the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Why not just shoot the coal?42.4%
Survive day 15 with the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Alakazam!35.3%
Survive day 15 with the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
RAARAGAHRRGHHAGHH34.5%
Survive day 15 with the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
...do it yourself!27.6%
Survive day 15 with the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM12.1%
Survive day 15 with the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
With the Power of the Moon15.3%
Survive day 15 with the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Wingman21.2%
Survive day 15 with the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
CHOP CHOP9.0%
Survive day 15 with the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
No returns20.6%
Survive day 15 with the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Carried to Victory!12.8%
Survive day 15 with the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Master of All8.7%
Survive day 15 with the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Standard Map. Not a Standard Victory.71.3%
Survive day 15 on the Standard Map.
FUN-nel43.3%
Survive day 15 on the Funnel Map (Not in Peaceful mode)
The Sky's Not The Limit!31.5%
Survive day 15 on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Scratching the Surface.24.8%
Survive day 15 on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Barely any wiggle room.18.1%
Survive day 15 on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Did Not Get Stuck10.4%
Survive day 15 on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Ahhh... Clear Skies.5.9%
Survive day 15 on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Apocalypse Now41.9%
Reach the True Ending on the Standard map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Not-So-FUN-nel19.5%
Reach the True Ending on the Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
To The Moon!13.1%
Reach the True Ending on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Must Go Deeper.13.3%
Reach the True Ending on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)
No Wiggle Room? I'll Make Room!10.1%
Reach the True Ending on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
I'll Show You Sparse!6.0%
Reach the True Ending on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)
I Can Almost See The Sun!4.2%
Reach the True Ending on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
We Should Probably Start Paying You15.4%
Reach the True Ending as the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
The Dark Spirits Guide You24.0%
Reach the True Ending as the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
All Outta Gum17.9%
Reach the True Ending as the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Arcane Angel Of Death13.1%
Reach the True Ending as the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
RRRAAAAARAGGGAHRRGHHHHHAGHHHHHHH22.2%
Reach the True Ending as the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Alone. But Profitable.12.6%
Reach the True Ending as the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Very Big Donkey.7.1%
Reach the True Ending as the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
I Can Do Anything6.6%
Reach the True Ending as the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
One Man Against the World7.7%
Reach the True Ending as the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode) (VERY HARD)
Tactical Nuke Incoming5.3%
Reach the True Ending as the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Source of Life.8.8%
Reach the True Ending as the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Beach Volleyball8.8%
Reach the True Ending as the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
And my Axe!6.2%
Reach the True Ending as the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)