Chess for idiots

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The first intellectually non-discriminatory chess variant. Instead of thinking, just move your pieces in one of the many absurd ways!

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TUSK PLAYS ON ARROWS92.0%

Take a look at the control tips after launching the first game.

TWO AGAINST ONE IS A TUSK'S GANG2.1%

Make at least two coins land on (and eliminate) the same coin.

TUSK INSULTS FOR NOT HAVING V-BUCKS71.7%

Witness a player throwing his own coin off the board.

TUSK CALLS TO COLLECT BRUSHWOOD48.8%

Push your coin and your opponent's coin into the water at the same time.

TUSK IS BURNING TIRES34.7%

Push your opponent's coin into the water without losing your piece.

TUSK HELPLESS AGAINST INFLATION12.9%

Get an elimination with a diminished coin (without losing it).

TUSK'S FAULT!32.2%

Get an elimination using Hot Sauce.

TUSK DETONATED THE SPEAKER22.8%

Eliminate at least 2 enemy coins with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.

TUSK BLOWS LEFT AND RIGHT4.7%

Get eliminations by blowing all types of chess pieces + any non-chess coin.

TUSK ENSLAVES THE MARKET16.6%

Get eliminations using every finger of the invisible hand of the market.

TUSK'S SCARING AGAIN39.1%

Make Dudu say "don't scare, don't scare".

TUSK JUST WANTS TO EAT AND LIVE1.2%

Get an elimination using Brushwood on coin with SeaWeed.

TUSK WITH GERMAN AMBITIONS1.7%

Destroy a SeaWeed and get an elimination with the same coin.

KONOPSKI - TUSK'S VICTIM20.1%

Get 3 different eliminations with Arrow: close, mid-range, long range.

TUSK CLAIMS THAT QWERTY ARE PEOPLE36.0%

Confirm that your pawn is actually a Queen.

THE RETURN OF TUSK2.1%

Make a coin with SeaWeed fall into the water.

TUSK VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION5.1%

Use Polarization to throw two coins off the board at once, only to find that one comes back.

TUSK DARES TO CHECK THE PRESIDENT57.0%

Put someone in check.

TUSK WORSE THAN MATE-THEW46.7%

Checkmate someone.

TUSK HAS JUST WON AND ALREADY BROKE HIS PROMISES41.9%

Win your first game.

TUSK WANTS TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER3.2%

Eliminate at least two enemy coins with Polarization.

THE TUSK (D)EFFECT24.5%

Eliminate an enemy coin after bouncing off "für deutschland".

TUSK STEALS 800+26.0%

Eliminate an enemy coin with Deflation.

TUSK CAUSES PUTINFLATION13.9%

Use Inflation a second time on the same coin.

POLES' GROWING EARNINGS ANNOY GERMANS2.1%

Eliminate a coin affected by Hot Sauce by enlarging a Polish coin.

TUSK IS A FOREIGN AGENT1.2%

Eliminate an enemy piece by a foreign coin that has your SeaWeed on it.

TUSK PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE EDGE14.3%

Make the coin land on its edge.

TUSK DESTROYS THE ZŁOTY4.8%

Use Hot Sauce on a 1 złoty coin.

TUSK IN CHARGE, IT'S OVER56.8%

Finish your first game.

TUSK LOVES REVENGE26.1%

Decide to have a rematch.

TUSK PROMOTES BODY POSITIVITY23.3%

Use Deflation a second time on the same coin.

TUSK SELLS POLISH CAPITAL9.0%

Convert an enemy Rook with your King.

TUSK TAKES TWO42.9%

Capture at least two pieces at once.

TUSK IS DESTROYING AT AN ALARMING RATE10.3%

Capture at least four pieces at once.

TUSK SAYS CHECKMATE10.7%

Give Check and Mate at the same time.

TUSK'S 100 LIES0.9%

Complete 100 games.

1000 TUSK VICTIMS0.9%

Eliminate 1000 coins.

TUSK LAYS HIS HAND ON THE CHURCH24.4%

Convert an enemy Pawn with your Bishop.

EN PASSANTUSK17.8%

Eliminate a pawn by flying over it.

TUSK MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN14.6%

Draw a game.

TOUCH OF TUSK1.2%

Eliminate a coin that has a SeaWeed on it without destroying it first.

TUSK FLEES TO BRUSSELS6.2%

Perform castling with your own coins.

TUSK IS BETRAYING THE NATION2.5%

Eliminate 4 pieces of the same player (can be your own) with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.

TUSK WANTS TO TEACH CHILDREN...1.2%

Dry beat foreign horse meat 4 times in a row. (You cannot push any into the water, nor kill your own horses, nor kill other types of pieces - you have to focus only on foreign horses until you jump on some 4 times in a row)

EDGING OF TUSK2.8%

Use your own piece to make a German agent fall off the board.

TUSK VS KACZYŃSKI7.5%

Capture a king with a king.

TUSK LITTERS IN THE NATIONAL PARK16.6%

Throw a coin very far off the board.

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